"How do you know if someone is using magic against you?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009.
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Easy. First, you will become aware that you have offended a hippy. Soon afterwards, you'll notice strange, spooky symbols painted in goat's blood on your house. You may also hear weird chanting coming from your garden at midnight, and bones will be sent to you in the mail. Each morning you'll discover some twigs, taken from a species of tree with occult significance such as elm, tied into an eldritch pattern and left propped against your door in an effort to attract demons. Once all of this is complete, absolutely bugger all will happen.
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Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009.
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Oh, so that's what it means! I was getting quite worried by all the eldritch patterns. I'm glad to hear that nothing will come of it!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Oct 2009.
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Surely you of all people have never offended a hippy...?
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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