US interviewer: "Who won the Vietnam War?" US interviewee: "We did...wait! Were we even in the Vietnam War?" US interviewer: "Who is Fidel Castro?" US interviewee: "A singer." US interviewer: "How many sides does a triangle have?" US interviewee: "It has no sides. One?" US interviewer: "In the War on Terror, who do you think should be the next we invade?" US interviewee: "Somewhere in the Middle East."