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"I need (not want) to have multiple succubi visit me regularly. How can I make this happen?
It's not that I want them. I need them. I had a succubus visiting me regularly; but, she has stopped visiting me. I am going totally and utterly insane without having a succubus. I need to have one or more start visiting me nightly so that I can regain my sanity and I can feel normal again. I feel so drained, depressed, and lonely without her. Don't tell me I need God. I hate God. God is my enemy. I want nothing what-so-ever to do with him. And don't pray for me either."
    Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009. + () - () Permalink
You're right - you don't need God. What you need is grow out of your goth stage.
    Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
Or you could just start sucking your own dick.
    Posted by Socky on 4 Oct 2009.