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Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
    Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink

"Sherlock Holmes used to drink in this very pub you know!"
    Posted by Olipro on 14 Sep 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
You think Agatha Christie was real too, don't you?
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
Robin Hood pissed in these very woods you know?
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
Winnie the Pooh shat in these ones...
    Posted by JT on 19 Nov 2009.
If the Pope s**ts in the woods with no-one there to see him, does it make a smell?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 19 Nov 2009.
I believe it does, but the smell can only be detected by Cretan barbers who shave themselves.
    Posted by JT on 19 Nov 2009.

Engineer: "Because the 386 tends to crash a lot, we built a watchdog for it."
Programmer: "and what does that do?"
Engineer: "it saves the state of the machine, reboots it, and then restores the state."
Programmer: "and then?"
Engineer: "and then it keeps on doing that because it keeps crashing and we have to manually force it off and on"
Programmer: "did you at any point consider what is happening when you restore the crashed state that you saved?"
Engineer: "Oh..."
    Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink

It's true that Heroin kills in the short term, but there's been absolutely no research into the long term.
    Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions" - George W. Bush
    Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink

My kidneys hurt when I poke them but are otherwise fine, is something wrong?
    Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Other than your habit of poking yourself in the kidneys? Probably not.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Sep 2009.
"Doctor, it hurts when I raise my arm in the air." "Don't raise your arm in the air then."
    Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.