mike - Public Profile
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Mostly I look after the technical side - the scripts, HTML, database and other stuff that keeps the site working.
I've submitted a few juicy quotes, though.
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Here's the best of what mike has contributed:
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"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" - Investor's Business Daily
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Posted by mike on 16 Aug 2009.
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Of course he would be. If his computerized voice tried to talk with a British accent, it would explode.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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Damn those Brits. No respect for physicists. - I'm from London, btw.
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Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
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Q: "What are you doing?" A: "Making sure my hair looks sober"
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Posted by mike on 16 Jan 2010.
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"That thing you just described... how can I describe it...?"
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Posted by mike on 11 Feb 2010.
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Friggin' ineffable, man...
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Posted by Necropaxx on 11 Feb 2010.
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"...A weakness we've seen since 9-11 -- airplanes can fly into buildings..."
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Posted by mike on 24 Feb 2010.
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We're a Cambridge based company. Our offices are in Portugal.
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Posted by mike on 14 Nov 2009.
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"Pirates seized the MV Theresa VIII, a chemical tanker with a cargo of 28 North Koreans..."
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Posted by mike on 17 Nov 2009.
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Presumably that should be "crew"?
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Posted by mike on 17 Nov 2009.
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It was a slave trade vessel.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 17 Nov 2009.
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Biodegradable plastic! That's amazing! What's it made of?
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Posted by mike on 19 Nov 2009.
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I bet it's a type of metal.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 22 Nov 2009.
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Processed feces.
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Posted by Moosh on 23 Nov 2009.
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"It's cruel to farm animals to switch to DST each year. They have to get up an hour earlier. The cows get confused."
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Posted by mike on 23 Oct 2009.
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Sadly, this is true.
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Posted by Socky on 23 Oct 2009.
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Do cows get confused? With all that cud-chewing Zen meditation they do, I always thought they had stuff pretty well worked out.
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Posted by JT on 23 Oct 2009.
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"Facebook is destroying all physical interaction."
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Posted by mike on 25 Feb 2010.
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What, all of it? Every last bit?
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Posted by mike on 25 Feb 2010.
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Ooh, Facebook is Eevill!
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Posted by Moosh on 25 Feb 2010.
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Seen on a building site: "SITE ENTRANCE. NO ENTRY."
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Posted by mike on 10 Dec 2009.
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I got a better look at the same site on my way home. It was actually 2 signs - the top one said "SITE ENTRANCE" and the bottom one said "NO ENTRY - AUTHORIZED VEHICLES ONLY" on two lines. So it's not quite as daft as it seemed from my first brief glimpse.
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Posted by mike on 10 Dec 2009.
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