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Answer given in Science exam: "A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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Engineer: "Because the 386 tends to crash a lot, we built a watchdog for it."
Programmer: "and what does that do?"
Engineer: "it saves the state of the machine, reboots it, and then restores the state."
Programmer: "and then?"
Engineer: "and then it keeps on doing that because it keeps crashing and we have to manually force it off and on"
Programmer: "did you at any point consider what is happening when you restore the crashed state that you saved?"
Engineer: "Oh..."
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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"Ferret Kits For Sale"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jul 2010.
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Do they come with paint and glue? (Contributed by my father.)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jul 2010.
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I remember when ferrets first came out. Not only did you have to get them in kit form and build them yourself, you had to type in all the software too.
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Posted by JT on 2 Jul 2010.
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"i like the name Zoey but i think it wud be cool to do something more, out there
like Ellipse or something (i love the name ellipse)
or Luna! omg im a guiness (i cant even spell it)"
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Posted by JT on 20 Feb 2010.
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omg I'm a Jack Daniel's. We're like twins, only not!
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Posted by Necropaxx on 21 Feb 2010.
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The problem with the Internet is that 1 percent of the users use 99 percent of the bandwidth, and the other 99 percent of the users have to share the other 2 percent.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Aug 2009.
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mike your a badger felching cheese monkey
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Posted by fred on 12 Aug 2009.
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MOD WARNING: Only the admins are allowed to call people badger felching cheese monkeys. And please learn to write basic English, or I'll burn your house down. And then feed the ashes to a donkey.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Aug 2009.
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"Why does it take a year for earth to orbit the sun?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009.
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"If only faces could talk..."
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"
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(From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009.
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I thought sensible was already a word.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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where i live, 4 eggs and a potato
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Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
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You sell them to.... the Patent Office!
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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Who... sell you!
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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There is no single classification system that can describe all the many variations of nerve injury.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 5 May 2010.
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From Wikipedia. Now, call me daft if you like, but I'd have thought that classifying them all as "nerve injury" might have done the job?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 5 May 2010.
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Stupid Wikipedia.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 6 May 2010.
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"Where is the Amazon River Turtle's habitat?"
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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It's on little boats drifting on the Amazon River.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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