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"Did stone exist in 1066?"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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No. Back then all we had was titanium.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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"My dentist says I have plaque. This is terrible. It will kill me.? Since he said I have plaque, I have been reading up about bubonic plaque and it is a terrible disease and kills millions of people and just spreads like wildfire."
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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We're all gonna die!
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Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
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"...A weakness we've seen since 9-11 -- airplanes can fly into buildings..."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Feb 2010.
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"How do you know when you're finished masturbating?"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 27 Dec 2009.
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When you suddenly feel "bored" and "uninterested" in what you've been gazing at for the last ten minutes.
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Posted by Moosh on 28 Dec 2009.
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When I was a kid, I had two cats - a brown one called Fred and another called Snowy who was, unsurprisingly, pure white.
One day, a friend from school visited my house and saw the two cats asleep side by side on the sofa.
"Which one's Snowy?" he asked.
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Posted by JT on 15 Mar 2010.
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The invisible one. Obviously.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 16 Mar 2010.
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"The 10 days free data credit we gave you 7 days ago have now expired"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Oct 2010.
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A text message I just received from T-Mobile.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Oct 2010.
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"Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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News headline: "Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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